"A Christmas Story" by Beast 1333 (Prod. King Solomon)

A Christmas Story by Beast 1333 (Prod. King Solomon)
Hook:
They Chose the Winter Solstice as the Birth of Jesus Christ
the Savior the Son of Man the Righteousness the Light
December 25th is not his real Date of Birth
pagan holidays Disguised but they
Came First,
Came First

Verse:
The Reason for Establishing December 25th
is simple really
Pay attention as i Explain it in a Jiff
the Customs rooted in the Celebration
All the Gifts and Fun
are really Rituals to Celebrate the Rebirth of the Sun
4000 years ago Millennia
the Two before Messiah
25th was for the Sun God and Festival of Fire
was the Same for the Romans Zoroastrianism, Mitra
When the days begin to Lengthen
and the Nights shorten Etcetera
The New Testament
it Never states the Year that he was Born
Sacred Oaks for the Germanic people
trees took on New Forms
Adorn the Evergreen
the Representation of all Fertility
Kris Kringle’s supernatural Gift Giving abilities
are Poppycock
Goodies left inside a Pagan Bloody Sock
whats prophesied in Malachi’s Chapter 4 Verse 2 is a Shock
The Sun they always talking bout’s
the one that Rise Above Us
Not a Son that Came About
As a Product of Two Lovers

Hook:
The Merging of Beliefs starting with Emperor Constantine
the Edict of Toleration in A.D. 313
Our Favorite Morbidly Obese
trespassers been Retouched
Sinterklaas was his Real Name
to the Dutch,
The Dutch

Verse:
The Seduction of the Church
gradually the customs Adopted
Honoring Saturn
yo Everything Julius 1’st Concocted
Was to Make it as Painless as Possible for the Heathens
pagan Romans
Who celebrate Solstices and the Seasons
would adapt to Christianity
Went down without a Hitch
proclaim the same Feast on Same Day
So people didn’t Bitch
they had to Switch
But they Kept traditions same so Shit was Cool
the wheel pagan symbol for Sun
The Words Yule
mistletoe was also considered a Sacred Plant
The Unconquerable birth of the Sun
while Monks Chant
They gradually started Merging together
but not Slick
It was Wotan
who flew in the sky before Saint Nick
It was Odin
his eight legged Horse name was Sleipnir
And thats how they came up with Santa and Reindeer
he’s the Celtic Holly King
In a Sleigh as he Sees Down
robes traditionally Red
Holy Holly the Wreath Crown

Hook:
Throughout Hundreds of Generations
tradition Passed on
And now the Holiday is a Retail Phenomenon
you Spend and Spend and all to make the ones you Love Happy
It’s the Biggest Holiday they have for Sheep,
For Sheep

They Chose the Winter Solstice as the Birth of Jesus Christ
the Savior the Son of Man the Righteousness the Light
December 25th is not his real Date of Birth
pagan holidays Disguised but they
Came First,
Came First

Throughout Hundreds of Generations
tradition Passed on
And now the Holiday is a Retail Phenomenon
you Spend and Spend and all to make the ones you Love Happy
It’s the Biggest Holiday they have for Sheep,
For Sheep

Kommentar: B 13 33… mit priceless das heisseste unter der sonne

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